Oct 23 2008
The Initiation of Media Collection’s Memorials for 2008
The date was early in October in the year of 2008. As the change of guard occurred, an exciting announcement was made by the Media Collection’s own bugle blower, Jared A. Seay. The news announced was that no longer would the Media Collection’s peasant workforce be forced to use the hardly-functional neanderthal office tools. The disabled tape dispenser was replaced by the “Jared A. Seay-certified” Stephen Richard Werdann Memorial Tape Dispenser. The position of the old-fashioned manpowered pencil shaver was filled by a innovative, high-tech Brandon L. Hare Memorial Pencil Sharpener. At first glance, the simpleton Media folk were astonished and partially confused. Since the initiations of the specialized tools for Media Collections management: efficiency is up, the economy is doing better, the unemployment rate of Civil War reenactment actors is down and every Friday is now Hawaiian t-shirt Friday.
Dear Sir,
It seems that the excitement generated by this new memorial identity will go far toward increasing the already stratospheric attitude of elite media staff. I welcome and applaud this endeavor and hope that we shall more of this event as well as more of your most eloquent written characterizations of such. Sincerely,
Gunther M III
So you’ve helped the Civil War reenactors, but what about the children -or the Roman Reenactors out past Goose Creek?
But I must applaud your practical, yet philanthropic commemoration efforts. If you would take my humble suggestion, I do believe that there simply must be a trade tool which you masters of media could dedicate to one of the following deserving candidates: The monster from Cloverfield, Moxie soda, Alec Baldwin’s career.
Thank you all very much, and do have a splendid day!
Cheers!