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So, I have not been in the habit of using a Captcha application on this blog to make sure that commenters are human. This means that my comment stream has a tendency to pick up bot-spam. No worries, I still have to ‘approve’ messages before they are posted, and it’s not really so widespread that it’s a huge problem. What I do have is a big inbox full of comments waiting to be approved. I think the bots need to go back to general grammar school. Reprinted here are some of my favorites:

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So who says spam is all bad?

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Always read your rehearsal reports. You never know when this kind of stuff will show up.

96. Jesus may re-enter as ‘fat Jesus’. Can there be a discussion about this in the next few days?
74. Can Sally’s disembodied head be turned into a puppet so that it can sing?
364. A remote controlled whoopee cushion has been added. This prop has been provided by the actor.
359. The Brownie’s fangs can be cut.
90. PK worked with cast members on hair pulls, strangles, kicking, as well as whip training.
188. Would it be possible to place a handle on the inside of the Turkish Bath door, somewhere near the middle of the door, in order to allow it to be easily pulled shit from the inside?
296. We are estimating that we will use three starlight mints per night as the Hunchback’s teeth.
15. Auditions went smoothly this weekend, several people came out.

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